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News-Leader.com, MO - Aug 28, 2005 the joke. Space Ghost is still on the air, but now he's been joined by a host of other characters. And recycling old shows has become a hallmark of Adult Swim.

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Times of India, India - Aug 1, 2005 The SMS joke captures it all. It thanks Mumbai's politicians for making it resemble Venice if not Shanghai. Large parts of India's

'Make a bomb threat, I'll miss my flight'
NEWS.com.au, Australia - Aug 1, 2005 The court heard she sent her friend an SMS asking her to make a 999 call from a payphone, put on an accent and say a man was It's all just been a joke.".

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New Straits Times, Malaysia - Aug 6, 2005 "Nowadays, even a little child can send an SMS. If you have good vocals and do a good show, you might not win. "I never joke at home.

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Times Online, UK - Aug 9, 2005 look great as a band, said Angela, prompting her brother Sean to joke: I ve But it was noted that Mama Cass Elliot, one of the female stars, died from

Royals' skid is finally history
San Jose Mercury News, United States - Aug 21, 2005 Over the loudspeaker, Van Morrison sang, "Mama told me there'd be days like this.". Some said they wanted all of America to know the Royals are a joke.

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Spiked, UK - Aug 16, 2005 possibility of a transsexual witch entering local government in this most Christian of communities It would all make a great joke, were it not now illegal to

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Bremerton Sun, United States - Aug 15, 2005 100 comics embellish and improvise a joke that comedians Luke Duke (Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville), a a boy who's molested by his Little League coach

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International Herald Tribune, France - Aug 11, 2005 But in these times, when the cynical joke goes that retirement age is 45 and staying at work until 56 makes you a thief, can we really say that living a long

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St. Petersburg Times, FL - Aug 10, 2005 "The whole Doctor Love thing started off as joke because I give the kids Cofer is only a couple of years away from being eligible for full retirement benefits.

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San Mateo County Times, CA - Aug 12, 2005 of positions, spending the last 12 years of his career at San Francisco International Airport before his retirement in 1993. "He was always telling a joke.".

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Joe Critic, IL - Aug 5, 2005 I m not trying to imply that Dukes of Hazzard is a redneck movie (though the His self-adoring joke of a performance is so bad that it s the closest

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Movie review: The Devil's Rejects **
Toledo Blade, OH - Jul 22, 2005 2, one character is a movie critic, and the joke on him is mean, funny Hot in pursuit is a redneck sheriff (William Forsythe) with biblical tendencies, but the

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Passenger of wrecked plane back in Rolla
Rolla Daily News, MO - Aug 9, 2005 his family Monday, Scott Hurlbert dealt with sore muscles but regained his sense of humor. but is dealing with deep arm and rib lacerations and a twisted hip.

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NorthJersey.com, NJ - 1 hour ago Media Management Center and general manager of WXII-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, says the joke might be on "I really don't For the most part, they're just funny.".

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CSI Files, Netherlands - Aug 3, 2005 Monica: Oh, I m sorry. Was that another joke? I don't really have a favorite episode because there are so many! and they're all so funny!!

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Hope and humor inspire a heartfelt tale of triumph over adversity
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'Wild' cartoon making the rounds in political fight
Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX - Aug 3, 2005 Westfall received the cartoon Monday in her mailbox at the district attorney's office. She thought it was a joke -- the prank of a mischievous co-worker.

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Joke Of The Day Monday 18 July 2005
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Richmond.com, VA - Jul 28, 2005 fads: I actually had a glitter glove in fifth grade (did I just admit that?). You may insert Michael Jackson joke here. It went

Rock's solid year continues with promising sitcom
Buffalo News, United States - Jul 26, 2005 "I was at Michael Jackson's house," Rock said as critics roared. "I'm in his driveway, and this kid runs out. "Wait. And then you find the joke in it.".

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Yuan appreciation to aid Mexican exports
El Universal (M xico), Mexico - Jul 22, 2005 with China," said Gerardo Cruz, top economist for the Mexican Institute of hit by Chinese competition, said the 2 percent appreciation was a "joke," and called

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They Took Her T-Bird Away
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