Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Mexican joke - School parking lot: It's a jungle out there!


School parking lot: It's a jungle out there!
Chicago Sun-Times, United States - Aug 26, 2005 Watch out for Momma.". authors of The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You, joke that the

DIVA TALK: A Chat with Wicked's Kate Reinders PLUS "Broadway's
Playbill.com, NY - Aug 4, 2005 most evident in her first-act duet with co-star Tammy Blanchard, "If Momma Was Married Ana and I joke, "Oh no, we're living like grannies!" We can't go out and

Midway clown loves to make people smile
The Casper Star Tribune, WY - Aug 20, 2005 Young or old, big or small, they are rewarded with a humongous grin from bright-red lips, a silly little joke and the sort of farewell that "My momma dressed me

Life's hard lessons: Turner has matured since arrest
Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal, MS - 4 hours ago "I've learned not to take life for granted or as a joke. My football career could have been wiped away for good. "That's for my momma," he said with a smile

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Monday, August 29, 2005

Joke of the day - Swimming in absurdity


Swimming in absurdity
News-Leader.com, MO - Aug 28, 2005 the joke. Space Ghost is still on the air, but now he's been joined by a host of other characters. And recycling old shows has become a hallmark of Adult Swim.

Love and laughter key to Salemburg couple's 49 years of marriage
Clinton Sampson Independent, NC - 12 hours ago They like to joke. They nights. As an adult Turkle farmed for awhile, but says he never owned or drove a tractor, using a mule instead.

Taking the leap in language learning
MSNBC - 9 hours ago ORLANDO -- Pete Groux apologizes to his Hispanic audience before telling a joke some might Groux says adult students, using the device at home on their own for

COMMENTARY: Attitude? From a 17-year-old? That's a shockKATHLEEN
Victorville Daily Press, CA - Aug 26, 2005 problem with are literal-minded members of the victim class who can't take a joke. That's an adult mother of boys speaking, not what you'd expect from a 17-year

'Aristocrats' work blue
Louisville Courier-Journal, KY - Aug 26, 2005 The movie, which clearly should be limited to an adult audience, is a documentary that to veterans in their 70s tell their version of the lewd joke in an

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Sms joke - IGN FilmForce Weekend Shopping Guide 8/26/05: British Invasion


IGN FilmForce Weekend Shopping Guide 8/26/05: British Invasion
IGN, CA - Aug 26, 2005 Gate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), but I couldn't work in a Gordon Schumway joke. Let It Rock: The 60th Birthday Concert (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP

A childhood dreamboat comes sailing back
Charlotte Observer, NC - 9 hours ago back. He always had a joke, was the most popular boy, very glib, very outgoing. I much. "Come to my birthday party," I said. (It

Holiday Mathis' horoscopes for Aug. 25
Chicago Sun-Times, United States - Aug 25, 2005 Maybe no one else will get the big joke, but that's OK. 25 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: The positive trend that starts with your birthday brings you new and improved self

Cindy Lange-Kubick: Woman cancels lifetime magazine subscription
Lincoln Journal Star, NE - 9 hours ago Or was it her birthday? Esther can t remember anymore. And fancy books, like the Reader s Digest Family History Album. It got to be a family joke.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Dirty joke - SoapCity Community - Some Mothers Day Humor! (Kind of long!)


SoapCity Community - Some Mothers Day Humor! (Kind of long!)
Soap Opera by SoapCity - The Soap Opera Capital of the World. SoapCity features daily and weekly updates, news, events, show history and live chats for all

St. Patrick's Day Humor: T-Shirt Humor: The Funny T-Shirt Store
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Mothers Day Top 10 Lists - David Letterman on Moms
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Friday, August 26, 2005

Mother day joke - Attack on Roberts' attitude off base


Attack on Roberts' attitude off base
News-Leader.com, MO - 8 hours ago It's a lawyer joke, of course, which ranks in popularity with "dumb blonde" jokes. As in, "Do we really need any more lawyers?".

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Dumb blonde joke - TODAY'S EDITORIAL: After the Deluge


TODAY'S EDITORIAL: After the Deluge
Times of India, India - Aug 1, 2005 The SMS joke captures it all. It thanks Mumbai's politicians for making it resemble Venice if not Shanghai. Large parts of India's

'Make a bomb threat, I'll miss my flight'
NEWS.com.au, Australia - Aug 1, 2005 The court heard she sent her friend an SMS asking her to make a 999 call from a payphone, put on an accent and say a man was It's all just been a joke.".

CATCHING UP WITH When Bakat TV gripped
New Straits Times, Malaysia - Aug 6, 2005 "Nowadays, even a little child can send an SMS. If you have good vocals and do a good show, you might not win. "I never joke at home.

Best taxi driver in KwaZulu-Natal
Independent Online, South Africa - Aug 22, 2005 Drivers were nominated by commuters through an SMS line. "This whole thing started as a joke, I didn't expect it to become so big," Dube, the winner, said.

RUN-UP TO MCA ELECTIONS: Threats sent via SMS
New Straits Times, Malaysia - Aug 11, 2005 Threatening SMS have been sent to over 2,300 MCA delegates to coerce them to vote for and were worried something might happen to them, it was no longer a joke.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Free joke - Band on the run over 'fat' insult


Band on the run over 'fat' insult
Times Online, UK - Aug 9, 2005 look great as a band, said Angela, prompting her brother Sean to joke: I ve But it was noted that Mama Cass Elliot, one of the female stars, died from

Royals' skid is finally history
San Jose Mercury News, United States - Aug 21, 2005 Over the loudspeaker, Van Morrison sang, "Mama told me there'd be days like this.". Some said they wanted all of America to know the Royals are a joke.

'The Aristocrats'
San Francisco Bay Guardian, CA - Aug 9, 2005 of The Aristocrats is also the punch line of an obscene joke detailing a finds him impersonating Liza Minnelli in a fond remembrance of "Mama." Top honors

Family legacy
Duluth News Tribune, MN - Jul 25, 2005 Someone tells a ``yo mama'' joke. People expect you to know how to act when someone else dies, ``like we should know,'' Gretchen Braun said.

Herrion remembered for heart, passion
WFAA (subscription), TX - Aug 22, 2005 Herrion earned nicknames like "Meal Ticket" and "Train" on the football field and was outgoing and liked to joke around. "He said, 'Mama, we made it.' ".

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Little johnny joke - Knock Knock Jokes!


Knock Knock Jokes!
Knock knock jokes, riddles, brain teasers, silly stuff and other jokes for kids.

Maineiac Ultimate Jokes and Games - Knock-Knock Jokes
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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock jokes, clean, updated often, and filtered for the best quality. Location: Clean Jokes > Kids Jokes > Knock Knock jokes

Monday, August 22, 2005

Dirty joke - Redneck Jokes


Redneck Jokes
This is my growing collection of redneck jokes. It includes Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Test. Know any redneck jokes or lists that I don't have?

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Fat joke - The Best Blonde Jokes


The Best Blonde Jokes
The Best Dumb Blonde Jokes. One of the largest collections of blonde jokes on the internet! The Queen Mother of all blonde jokes sites.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Dumb blonde joke - Laughing Samoans are comedy kings


Laughing Samoans are comedy kings
Salt Lake Tribune, United States - 22 hours ago A sample Fepulea'i joke: "You know those fitness ads that show people with six-packs The two performers met through their Samoan Congregational Christian Church

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LA City Beat, CA - Aug 17, 2005 Outside of the setup and the punchline, the joke is basically an invitation to earth and learning to combat evil, rich kid Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) returns

Refined, highbrow comedy it ain't
Kentucky.com, KY - Aug 19, 2005 What you might not have imagined is possible with a one-joke title like The 40 movie is that there's a moral to the story the evangelical Christian, "True Love

Friday, August 19, 2005

Adult joke - Warning from Australia: don t legislate against hate


Warning from Australia: don t legislate against hate
Spiked, UK - Aug 16, 2005 possibility of a transsexual witch entering local government in this most Christian of communities It would all make a great joke, were it not now illegal to

Uncommon depth will keep pressure off Tulane newcomers
Times Picayune, LA - 11 hours ago Can he really believe what he sees, or is this just a cruel joke to make him This past week, another freshman, tailback Christian Ducr , began making waves.

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LA City Beat, CA - Aug 17, 2005 Outside of the setup and the punchline, the joke is basically an invitation to earth and learning to combat evil, rich kid Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) returns

You won't sleep on this 'Red Eye' flight
Orlando Sentinel, FL - 6 hours ago Heck, where were you in June, when Christian Bale forgot that Batman was supposed to have a sense What a terrible joke for his parents to play on him, she says

Marking 65 years today
Mt. Pleasant News, IA - 22 hours ago So, they were married in North Bend, Neb. in the Christian Church. "You've got to joke and have a little fun. You have to forgive each other.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Short funny joke - Film Listings


Film Listings
San Francisco Bay Guardian, CA - Aug 16, 2005 It feels a little like screenwriters Cliff Hollingsworth a good old-fashioned dyke-plugging joke when you Seann William Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) are

Capsule reviews of current movies
Bremerton Sun, United States - Aug 15, 2005 100 comics embellish and improvise a joke that comedians Luke Duke (Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville), a a boy who's molested by his Little League coach

THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
New Yorker, United States - Aug 15, 2005 obscenity in the current culture, but the joke itself doesn It takes Malle a little while to set up the adaptation of the book by Roald Dahl, Johnny Depp plays

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Mother day joke - Retirement Joke - Not Forgetful


Retirement Joke - Not Forgetful
2003 www.retirementjoke.com Retirement jokes appearing on this site are in the public domain. Last modified: July 07, 2003. If you like this site,

Ajokes.com - A Childs View Of A Retirement joke
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AFunWorld - Funny Jokes: Retirement Jokes - Elderly Drivers
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Retirement Humor
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Humor joke - spiked-liberties | Article | Making a racial joke out of politics


spiked-liberties | Article | Making a racial joke out of politics
Making a racial joke out of politics Racial discrimination may be relatively rare, but racial awareness is everywhere. Racial significance can now be

Everything I Know Is Wrong: Howard Dean Racial Joke
Howard Dean Racial Joke. Do you think a conservative could get away with Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Howard Dean Racial Joke:

RACISM
I hear jokes and I don t class them as racial jokes, the ones I ve heard. They re ethnic jokes, not racial jokes. (p. 3046)

Monday, August 15, 2005

Rude joke - Open Directory - Recreation: Humor


Open Directory - Recreation: Humor
the entire directory, only in Recreation/Humor Usenet rec.humor - news: - Google Groups; Usenet rec.humor.oracle - news: - Google Groups

funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies @ the humor archives
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BBspot - Satire for Smart People; The Truth for You
Your Spot for Tech Humor. College Humor · Smashing Games · Photoshop Tutorials · SlushFactory · Geek Press · Bob From Accounting

Philosophical humor
Philosophical humor. Compiled by David Chalmers. Some bits and pieces I've come across. Additions are always welcome. Lists and litanies

Extreme Funny Humor
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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Redneck joke - Redneck Jokes in the Yahoo! Directory


Redneck Jokes in the Yahoo! Directory
Yahoo! reviewed these sites and found them related to Redneck Jokes.

Redneck Jokes
This is my growing collection of redneck jokes. It includes Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Test. Know any redneck jokes or lists that I don't have?

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Funny picture joke - [FOUNTAIN]What will we do with all this time?


[FOUNTAIN]What will we do with all this time?
International Herald Tribune, France - Aug 11, 2005 But in these times, when the cynical joke goes that retirement age is 45 and staying at work until 56 makes you a thief, can we really say that living a long

His specialty: Experience
St. Petersburg Times, FL - Aug 10, 2005 "The whole Doctor Love thing started off as joke because I give the kids Cofer is only a couple of years away from being eligible for full retirement benefits.

Veteran sheriff's detective dies at 69
San Mateo County Times, CA - Aug 12, 2005 of positions, spending the last 12 years of his career at San Francisco International Airport before his retirement in 1993. "He was always telling a joke.".

Founder of ATA retiring
Indianapolis Star, United States - 8 hours ago "I am leaving to enjoy retirement like others The affable and joke-cracking Mikelsons plaintively asked, "How do you say with a smile on your face that this is

Raider QB announces retirement
commercialappeal.com (subscription), TN - Aug 6, 2005 Gannon announced his retirement Saturday, leaving the Oakland Raiders after missing most of last It didn't come out probably like a joke or like it should've.".

Friday, August 12, 2005

Yo mamma joke - The Dukes of Hazzard


The Dukes of Hazzard
Joe Critic, IL - Aug 5, 2005 I m not trying to imply that Dukes of Hazzard is a redneck movie (though the His self-adoring joke of a performance is so bad that it s the closest

Demons that light up Daly's wild side
Telegraph.co.uk, UK - Jul 15, 2005 four company logos - Hooters, 84 Lumber, Mark Christopher Chevrolet and Redneck - the man The reference to hanging himself was a joke, but of the ultra-dark

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Joke of the day - Movie review: The Devil's Rejects **


Movie review: The Devil's Rejects **
Toledo Blade, OH - Jul 22, 2005 2, one character is a movie critic, and the joke on him is mean, funny Hot in pursuit is a redneck sheriff (William Forsythe) with biblical tendencies, but the

Sheri Moon Zombie: Music muse, movie murderer and all-around cool
SheKnows.com, AZ - Jul 25, 2005 higher aspirations of Hollywood stardom but is stuck with her redneck, mass-murdering I can breathe now." She chuckles, "between takes we could joke around and

Our critics recommend
philly.com, PA - Aug 8, 2005 Carlin and Bob Saget, take a turn at telling the same dirty joke, a classic on the '80s TV show pushes the PG-13 envelope with raunch and redneck ribaldry, and

Million-dollar doublewide trailer no joke
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette (subscription), AR - Aug 7, 2005 The nation s frenzied housing boom has come to this: Even trailer parks, long the butt of jokes about tornado targets and redneck living, are enjoying fat

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Office humor - Passenger of wrecked plane back in Rolla


Passenger of wrecked plane back in Rolla
Rolla Daily News, MO - Aug 9, 2005 his family Monday, Scott Hurlbert dealt with sore muscles but regained his sense of humor. but is dealing with deep arm and rib lacerations and a twisted hip.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Mexican joke - Short Jokes


Short Jokes
Short jokes and quick one liners for all to enjoy. You'll be laughing your guts up in seconds.

Short jokes!
This is the main page for the sites short jokes. Anything in the form of a one liner, Lawyer Jokes 1- 20 : Start of the short lawyer jokes!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Rude joke - WWW . HUMOR - GRAFICO . COM . A R - Risas en Im genes.


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Seleccion de Chistes Graficos de los mejores dibujantes argentinos.

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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Twisted humor - PACIFICA 'GIGOLO'


PACIFICA 'GIGOLO'
San Francisco Chronicle, United States - 14 hours ago Mike Bigelow is not a joke name for the director, which a woman without the body for it, to me, that's funny. until now, I've never felt I've really made it.

The good ol' boys are back
NorthJersey.com, NJ - 1 hour ago Media Management Center and general manager of WXII-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, says the joke might be on "I really don't For the most part, they're just funny.".

CSI Level One
CSI Files, Netherlands - Aug 3, 2005 Monica: Oh, I m sorry. Was that another joke? I don't really have a favorite episode because there are so many! and they're all so funny!!

Karl Rove Isn't the Only Monster Out There
Dissident Voice, CA - 17 hours ago House didn't out Plame just to get back at her husband Joseph Wilson -- they were really going after What a joke. Too bad the punch line isn't all that funny.

Michael Precker: Broadcaster saved by the boom
Dallas Morning News (subscription), TX - 21 hours ago "Being college students, we get really involved and It was kind of an inside joke," he says sending a tape to a Web site that loves embarrassing and funny videos

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Black joke - Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu


Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
Anime News Network, Canada - 10 hours ago Nearly every joke works, and one does not need more than a passing familiarity by the lower-pitched seiyuu, but it is effective and suits the humor well enough

'Hide & Seek': Without a Trace
New York Times, United States - 12 hours ago the darnedest things'' variety, but, as with much of ''Hide & Seek,'' there's a deeper, grimmer sort of humor lurking in its shadow. The less cozy joke is that

Hope and humor inspire a heartfelt tale of triumph over adversity
Providence Journal (subscription), RI - Aug 4, 2005 The film title Saint Ralph is a bit of a joke, referring as it does to a the action in Canada in the 1950s with an unerring focus and sense of humor that never

Friday, August 05, 2005

Christmas humor - 'Wild' cartoon making the rounds in political fight


'Wild' cartoon making the rounds in political fight
Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX - Aug 3, 2005 Westfall received the cartoon Monday in her mailbox at the district attorney's office. She thought it was a joke -- the prank of a mischievous co-worker.

The most foul-mouthed movie ever
CNN - Aug 1, 2005 producer of "The Aristocrats," believes his acclaimed documentary about the filthiest joke known to mankind is an achievement far beyond cartoon classics like

The 'Hazzard' of reviews
CNN - 18 hours ago Runner cartoon crossed with "Smokey and the Bandit." (Or maybe it was just a dumbed-down version of "Smokey and the Bandit," period. Make your own joke here.).

Planet Pop
Taipei Times, Taiwan - 18 hours ago windshields of vehicles in company parking lots -- illustrated with Scrubbers' logo: a cartoon of a You joke and say, `What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Racist joke - Joke Of The Day Monday 18 July 2005


Joke Of The Day Monday 18 July 2005
e-Travel Blackboard (press release), Australia - Jul 17, 2005 practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 21. We get

Joke Of The Day Friday 29 July 2005 Friday, July 29, 2005
e-Travel Blackboard (press release), Australia - Jul 28, 2005 "You've no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend:.

Joke Of The Day Thursday 7 July 2005
e-Travel Blackboard (press release), Australia - Jul 6, 2005 They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Go ahead and plant your tomatoes now.

Joke Of The Day Thursday 28 July 2005 Thursday, July 28, 2005
e-Travel Blackboard (press release), Australia - Jul 27, 2005 A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Rude joke - The Richmond.com Top Five


The Richmond.com Top Five
Richmond.com, VA - Jul 28, 2005 fads: I actually had a glitter glove in fifth grade (did I just admit that?). You may insert Michael Jackson joke here. It went

Rock's solid year continues with promising sitcom
Buffalo News, United States - Jul 26, 2005 "I was at Michael Jackson's house," Rock said as critics roared. "I'm in his driveway, and this kid runs out. "Wait. And then you find the joke in it.".

Wednesday Apple Pie
SteelCitySports.com - 22 hours ago never want any Steeler (except Alonzo Jackson) to come my own self-importance (insert Pete Prisco joke here chance for a little revenge while Michael Vick tries

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Knock knock joke - Yuan appreciation to aid Mexican exports


Yuan appreciation to aid Mexican exports
El Universal (M xico), Mexico - Jul 22, 2005 with China," said Gerardo Cruz, top economist for the Mexican Institute of hit by Chinese competition, said the 2 percent appreciation was a "joke," and called

REVIEW: Keep on the Sunny Side: June Carter Cash, Her LIfe in
Blogcritics.org - Jul 31, 2005 me to hear just a short bit of nine year old June singing "Oh, Susannah" on a Mexican border radio station In 1975, she's still half playing it off for a joke.

Janesville teachers visit Mexico for a class in culture
Janesville Gazette, WI - Jul 30, 2005 up early, hiked through archeological sites, listened to lectures on Mexican history and her Spanish classes in recent years, and she likes to joke with them

Tales from Ireland; a well-told fat joke
Baltimore Sun, United States - Jul 24, 2005 Live, the basic story is an inspired treatment of the old joke that inside suitcase nukes for a supposedly "secret spot, without tourists" in the Mexican jungle

Monday, August 01, 2005

Adult joke - Monster-In-Law


Monster-In-Law
NEWS.com.au, Australia - Jul 20, 2005 By Vicky Roach. ROBERT Luketic's first film, Legally Blonde, re-wrote the perennial dumb blonde joke from a provocatively pink, post-feminist perspective.

They Took Her T-Bird Away
Washington Post, United States - Jul 29, 2005 been cast in a minor role in a dumb and cynical Norma Desmond-style ferocity, and in "The Blonde in the re never really sure whether Somers is in on the joke.

Exclusive: SCOTUS nominee questions
RedState.org - Jul 9, 2005 watermelon? Have you ever laughed at a "dumb blonde" joke? Have you ever, in public or private, refered to a fetus as an "unborn child"?

Tracy Press
Tracy Press, CA - Jul 23, 2005 ta dumb blonde. She even loves to tell blonde jokes. She ends the reading of the minutes for the Tracy Woman s Club with a blonde joke just

Please support DVD Times by ordering through our partners
DVDTimes.co.uk, UK - Jul 24, 2005 The title was John Cleese s, a joke at the length of time TV Aimi Macdonald , dressed in a variety of glamorous outfits and playing the dumb blonde to the